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But – because I was starting to wonder why I had a friend who showed no sign of liking me much – I played only Schoenberg’s Gurreleider and some Schnittke quartets on the drive. I’d occasionally glance at Mikey, and he seemed a little more unhappy every time. Ah, passive-aggressive me. Still, it kept me amused. And I like Schoenberg and Schnittke.
Anyway, the party was fun. There was a skinny girl there, wearing those pajamas that girls from mainland China sometimes wear, until they take a look at what the local Chinese girls are wearing. I didn’t notice her at first, but a group of us had gone out for an expedition to the playground in the park across the road. Most of them, inevitably, were stoned.
I wasn’t, so when we came to a sort of revolving cylinder thing for kids to run in, making the cylinder turn while they ran in place, I put my feet apart and braced my hands against the top (well, it was the top at that stage in its spin), and I managed to stay in place, revolving while the cylinder revolved. It was showing off, but I was curious to see if I could do it.
When I’d done one and a half revolutions, and I was upside down, supporting myself with my arms, a girl said, “Wow! Who is that?”
It was the Chinese girl, on her knees, crawling into the cylinder. From my place, upside down with my head close to floor level, I noted the front of her blouse falling up to expose her breasts, which – though still smallish – seemed to be bigger than a skinny girl should have.
So I tumbled down, and rolled until I was on my hands and knees facing her, my eyes level with her face rather than her nipples. I said, “Hi, I’m Jaime.”
She said, “Qing. My name’s Qing.”
“Ching? Oh, Qing. Nice to meet you.”
“Are you at uni here? I haven’t seen you before.”
“Nah.” I told her the town I lived in. “I just came for the party.”
“Ahh? Who do you know, here?”
“Well, not a soul, actually. I drove up with some guy who wanted a lift.”
“Oh? Then how -?”
But that was all she said. Some guy crash-tackled her from behind and dragged her out of the cylinder with his arms round her waist. So I figured that she had a boyfriend and that was him, and I went back to the house where the party was on.
I hope you don’t mind, but I’m taking a short break from the Raylene saga. I’ve got another story I’ve been meaning to tell for a while. Seems that it’s time.
Mouth to mouth
I once went to a party in a small town, held by a group of students from the local university, where I was made an odd sexual offer.
This town was in the high plains, so it was icy and snowy in winter, and clear and chill in the summer. It was a beautiful place, with forests, a river, and nearby mountains, but it was cold at the best of times.
The combination of small town and cold means that the students there don’t have a lot of entertainment options, and they spend a lot of time in bed to keep warm. So if one student suggests to another that they sleep together, that student has to be fairly repellent before they’ll be turned down.
The result is that by third year pretty much every student at that university has had sex with everyone in their faculty, at least the people that are even vaguely fuckable, and they’re starting to work on the more distant faculties.
So psych students sleep with agricultural students, anthropology students sleep with business studies students, and plant sciences students start sleeping with Ancient History and Language students. It’s Sodom, Gomorrah, and cats fucking dogs.
I came to the party – a trip of about 140 miles – because a friend had invited me. He, Mikey, wanted to spend the week-end fucking his girlfriend before he dumped her. She was waiting for him to come and collect her, and she didn’t know about the new girl Mikey had found in my town.
I knew Mikey was a bit of a jerk, but I didn’t know any of that. Yet. Mikey had invited me because I had a car, so that if I went to this party I’d probably give him a lift there and back. That was his way of demanding a favor without having to acknowledge it, or me.
Still, I felt like a road trip, so I packed a spare shirt, a change of underpants and socks, and a toothbrush. And, after a pause while I thought about the odds, condoms.
I was supplying champagne to a submissive girl, Felicia, the other day, One glass at a time. Anyway, she was telling me that she’d been to the dentist a couple of weeks ago, getting root canal work.
She was brave for – she felt – the longest time, but eventually the dentist hit some obstruction and started to use real force. Deep inside her jawbone, it felt like.
So she suddenly said (with a mouthful of shrieking metal) what she usually said when pain got too much and stopped being fun. “Secret squirrel!”
The dentist stopped and looked at her, head tilted. “Oh, you’re one of those girls. Secret squirrel go a bit easier, or secret squirrel stop?”
“Secret squirrel back off a bit.”
“Okay. Um… Open wide.”
So they got back to root canal, and the dentist took more care and eventually it was done.
When she was paying the bill (which was at least as painful as the root canal), she asked, “So do you get safe worded a lot?”
“Oh yes. Dentists, osteos, surgeons, people who cause their patients, uh, discomfort. I’d guess sports massage people do too.”
“I guess they would. Well, thank you for being … merciful.”
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This is episode 13 of a series that evolved and expanded to become that very erotic and engrossing ebook, Governing the Gang Girl 3: Sisterhood is Powerful.
In this episode, Charmie, though tied, is showing Jack her formidable fellatio skills. Jack pulls a sheet over her, but is otherwise incapable of doing anything. Then Zerlina enters, and offers the lovers a cup of tea. Jack tells her to go away, but Charmie, still with her mouth full of his cock, communicates that that’s wrong: a cup of tea would be lovely, thanks.
Unfortunately, I’ve had to remove the actual text, because this excellent and very sexy book is being submitted for sale through Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Apple Books, 24symbols, Angus and Robinson, tolino, Rakuten Kobo and Vivlio.
Very soon there’ll be a page where you can choose your favoured book supplier, or that takes you seamlessly to that page, if you already have a favoured bookseller.. As soon as it’s up I’ll put the link here!
Governing the Gang Girl 3: Sisterhood is Powerful: what’s it about?
Troubled young Charmie Else is a former member of a far-right gang, who came to her senses at least and left. During an interview by Jack Molay, the two of them soon realize that despite their differences they’re attracted to each other. Soon after that they discover that Jack is a Dom and Charmie is submissive. And she has much to atone for.
Charmie begins her atonement, but her sister Zerlina, and friend Lynette, who wants to be more than a friend, arrive. The sexual games become very much more intense, and more complicated…
A review:
“This is beautifully written erotica, incredibly hot, about people who feel like real, three-dimensional people. Some of the BDSM events are harsh, but the atmosphere is always loving. JJ Mortimer turns human details and erotic details into pure steamy sexiness. Reading it is like being there, on a wonderful sensual ride!” – Isadora Druse, reviewer.
Get your copy!
I’ve had to remove the actual text, because this excellent and very sexy book has been published and is being submitted for sale at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Apple Books, 24symbols, Angus and Robinson, tolino, Rakuten Kobo and Vivlio.
I’ll give you a link to a page that will take you to your favoured on-line bookseller, or allow you to choose one, very soon.
This is episode 12 of a series that evolved and expanded to become that very erotic and engrossing ebook, Governing the Gang Girl 3: Sisterhood is Powerful.
In this episode, Charmie offers to suck Jack’s cock, and he is so full of Dom energy, and of himself, that he makes her beg to be allowed. She’s aware that that’s silly, but begs anyway. Jack proceeds to tie her, just to make it more difficult.
Unfortunately, I’ve had to remove the actual text, because this excellent and very sexy book is being submitted for sale through Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Apple Books, 24symbols, Angus and Robinson, tolino, Rakuten Kobo and Vivlio. Very soon there’ll be a page where you can choose your favoured book supplier. As soon as it’s up I’ll put the link here!
Governing the Gang Girl 3: Sisterhood is Powerful: what’s it about?
Troubled young Charmie Else is a former member of a far-right gang, who came to her senses at least and left. During an interview by Jack Molay, the two of them soon realize that despite their differences they’re attracted to each other. Soon after that they discover that Jack is a Dom and Charmie is submissive. And she has much to atone for.
Charmie begins her atonement, but her sister Zerlina, and friend Lynette, who wants to be more than a friend, arrive. The sexual games become very much more intense, and more complicated…
A review:
“This is beautifully written erotica, incredibly hot, about people who feel like real, three-dimensional people. Some of the BDSM events are harsh, but the atmosphere is always loving. JJ Mortimer turns human details and erotic details into pure steamy sexiness. Reading it is like being there, on a wonderful sensual ride!” – Isadora Druse, reviewer.
Get your copy!
I’ve had to remove the actual text, because this excellent and very sexy book has been published and is being submitted for sale at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Apple Books, 24symbols, Angus and Robinson, tolino, Rakuten Kobo and Vivlio.
I’ll give you a link to a page that will take you to your favoured on-line bookseller, or allow you to choose one, very soon.
This is episode 11 of a series that evolved and expanded to become that very erotic and engrossing ebook, Governing the Gang Girl 3: Sisterhood is Powerful.
In this episode, Jack learns of new ways to use a razor strop during sex. Charmie likes having that leather pressed tight against her most sensitive places, and she is noisy and appreciative. They have the kind of sex that is followed by laughter. Not because anything is funny. Just laughter.
Unfortunately, I’ve had to remove the actual text, because this excellent and very sexy book is being submitted for sale through Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Apple Books, 24symbols, Angus and Robinson, tolino, Rakuten Kobo and Vivlio. Very soon there’ll be a page where you can choose your favoured book supplier. As soon as it’s up I’ll put the link here!
Governing the Gang Girl 3: Sisterhood is Powerful: what’s it about?
Troubled young Charmie Else is a former member of a far-right gang, who came to her senses at least and left. During an interview by Jack Molay, the two of them soon realize that despite their differences they’re attracted to each other. Soon after that they discover that Jack is a Dom and Charmie is submissive. And she has much to atone for.
Charmie begins her atonement, but her sister Zerlina, and friend Lynette, who wants to be more than a friend, arrive. The sexual games become very much more intense, and more complicated…
A review:
“This is beautifully written erotica, incredibly hot, about people who feel like real, three-dimensional people. Some of the BDSM events are harsh, but the atmosphere is always loving. JJ Mortimer turns human details and erotic details into pure steamy sexiness. Reading it is like being there, on a wonderful sensual ride!” – Isadora Druse, reviewer.
Get your copy!
I’ve had to remove the actual text, because this excellent and very sexy book has been published and is being submitted for sale at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Apple Books, 24symbols, Angus and Robinson, tolino, Rakuten Kobo and Vivlio.
I’ll give you a link to a page that will take you to your favoured on-line bookseller, or allow you to choose one, very soon.
This is episode 10 of a series that evolved and expanded to become that very erotic and engrossing ebook, Governing the Gang Girl 3: Sisterhood is Powerful.
In this episode, Jack gives Charmie the last few extra strokes she earned while she was under discipline. Charmie bounces most happily on his cock while the final few strokes land. At last she’s finished: thirty strokes, plus extras. She is unreasonably, smugly pleased to have taken so much, and turned it from pain into sex: “Cool!” she says
Unfortunately, I’ve had to remove the actual text, because this excellent and very sexy book is being submitted for sale through Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Apple Books, 24symbols, Angus and Robinson, tolino, Rakuten Kobo and Vivlio. Very soon there’ll be a page where you can choose your favoured book supplier. As soon as it’s up I’ll put the link here!
Governing the Gang Girl 3: Sisterhood is Powerful: what’s it about?
Troubled young Charmie Else is a former member of a far-right gang, who came to her senses at least and left. During an interview by Jack Molay, the two of them soon realize that despite their differences they’re attracted to each other. Soon after that they discover that Jack is a Dom and Charmie is submissive. And she has much to atone for.
Charmie begins her atonement, but her sister Zerlina, and friend Lynette, who wants to be more than a friend, arrive. The sexual games become very much more intense, and more complicated…
A review:
“This is beautifully written erotica, incredibly hot, about people who feel like real, three-dimensional people. Some of the BDSM events are harsh, but the atmosphere is always loving. JJ Mortimer turns human details and erotic details into pure steamy sexiness. Reading it is like being there, on a wonderful sensual ride!” – Isadora Druse, reviewer.
Get your copy!
I’ve had to remove the actual text, because this excellent and very sexy book has been published and is being submitted for sale at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Apple Books, 24symbols, Angus and Robinson, tolino, Rakuten Kobo and Vivlio.
I’ll give you a link to a page that will take you to your favoured on-line bookseller, or allow you to choose one, very soon.
This is episode 9 of a series that evolved and expanded to become that very erotic and engrossing ebook, Governing the Gang Girl 3: Sisterhood is Powerful.
In this episode, Charmie is driven to show Jack that her submission is deep, sincere, and that she’s enjoying herself, immensely and intensely. Jack is convinced, and happy that Charmie’s happy, and also smitten. But he still keeps the razor strop in his hand. He uses it even as they’re having sex, to drive her to further acts of submission and service.
Unfortunately, I’ve had to remove the actual text, because this excellent and very sexy book is being submitted for sale through Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Apple Books, 24symbols, Angus and Robinson, tolino, Rakuten Kobo and Vivlio. Very soon there’ll be a page where you can choose your favoured book supplier. As soon as it’s up I’ll put the link here!
Governing the Gang Girl 3: Sisterhood is Powerful: what’s it about?
Troubled young Charmie Else is a former member of a far-right gang, who came to her senses at least and left. During an interview by Jack Molay, the two of them soon realize that despite their differences they’re attracted to each other. Soon after that they discover that Jack is a Dom and Charmie is submissive. And she has much to atone for.
Charmie begins her atonement, but her sister Zerlina, and friend Lynette, who wants to be more than a friend, arrive. The sexual games become very much more intense, and more complicated…
A review:
“This is beautifully written erotica, incredibly hot, about people who feel like real, three-dimensional people. Some of the BDSM events are harsh, but the atmosphere is always loving. JJ Mortimer turns human details and erotic details into pure steamy sexiness. Reading it is like being there, on a wonderful sensual ride!” – Isadora Druse, reviewer.
Get your copy!
I’ve had to remove the actual text, because this excellent and very sexy book has been published and is being submitted for sale at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Apple Books, 24symbols, Angus and Robinson, tolino, Rakuten Kobo and Vivlio.
I’ll give you a link to a page that will take you to your favoured on-line bookseller, or allow you to choose one, very soon.