http://arkspaddedroom.tumblr.com Unfortunately, it’s neither erotic nor funny, but at least it takes on legendary characters and gives them a new meaning. I like that.

I worked too many hours today, and now I’m off to dinner. With colleagues. I’d be mildly surprised if I don’t have the fourth glass of wine, which is that vital one too many. 

So I don’t have much time for writing words. Instead, here’s a “Doctor Who spanking cartoon”. I googled the last four words of that last sentence at random, because I’m not feeling very thoughtful. But I knew the internet wouldn’t let me down.

Rule 34 applies. (If it exists, there’s porn of it.)

This, by the way, is what you get if you Google “mermaid butt-fuck”.

Right. It’s dinner time.