I worked too many hours today, and now I’m off to dinner. With colleagues. I’d be mildly surprised if I don’t have the fourth glass of wine, which is that vital one too many.
So I don’t have much time for writing words. Instead, here’s a “Doctor Who spanking cartoon”. I googled the last four words of that last sentence at random, because I’m not feeling very thoughtful. But I knew the internet wouldn’t let me down.
Rule 34 applies. (If it exists, there’s porn of it.)
This, by the way, is what you get if you Google “mermaid butt-fuck”.
Right. It’s dinner time.