Pre-fab Frottage: A Suburban Horror Song

His brain was quite low wattage,

That man in the pre-fab cottage

Who took the evangelist hostage

And rubbed her with his sausage.

They arrested him for frottage. 


The sad thing was, it really was a sausage. But “frottage”, or non-penetrative sexual rubbing, is a real problem on Japanese public transport, where commuters with erections don’t ask for consent.