Hi! And good to know I’m keeping your knuckles pearly white. It’d take 400 years to write the whole history of my relationship with Raylene if I wrote it in the same detail I’ve been writing up the first 20-odd hours.
I’m considering, though, that when the threesome scene starts, I could just write, “And then the threesome happened. You know what threesomes are like, for heaven’s sake.” And then resuming the story three months later, with Raylene and I and … one other person … just watching TV and arguing about whose turn it was to do the dishes. But arguing verrrry slowly.
My knuckles are also white, holding on to the edge of my seat…
(Although not so much now, since you’ve told us that the story won’t be finished for the next 400 years or so.)
Hi! And good to know I’m keeping your knuckles pearly white. It’d take 400 years to write the whole history of my relationship with Raylene if I wrote it in the same detail I’ve been writing up the first 20-odd hours.
I’m considering, though, that when the threesome scene starts, I could just write, “And then the threesome happened. You know what threesomes are like, for heaven’s sake.” And then resuming the story three months later, with Raylene and I and … one other person … just watching TV and arguing about whose turn it was to do the dishes. But arguing verrrry slowly.