“You’re just paddling me because you like my arse!”
She made that sound very, very wrong. I said, “Have you been an absolute little brat, all day today?”
“I’m going to keep paddling you until you say you’re sorry and you’re going to behave yourself.”
“Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry!”
“Oh, yeah. Also, I have to believe you. Shall we continue?”
She had no answer for that. A little later she squealed.