Here we are. Just flexing the typing fingers.Welcome to Smutathon!

This man can do the C-major chord that opens Die Meistersinger, on piano. He can play the Hard Days Night chord on guitar. But let’s face it, he can’t type for shit. He hunts, he pecks, he writes utter crap.

Smutathon involves writers pumping out filth for a 12-hour marathon of smut. It’s to raise awareness, and money, for two great causes: Rape Crisis Centres, and Backlash, an organisation challenging the UK’s insane censorship regime.

What I’d like you lovely, lively people to do, please is go here, and support Smutathon with your donation.